My puffy face.
>> Friday, March 24, 2006
This is my post-op puffy face. Boo! ...and I'm sharing it with you.
I'm adding this because you need balance the bad with the good.
Hot damn - my beautiful face!
>> Thursday, March 23, 2006
Damn. Honestly. I don't even enjoy ice cream right now. I'm sitting here with a gallon of ice cream in front of my face and I can't even enjoy it. The drugs though, oh the drugs. They were fantastic.
One time I was watching 'That 70's Show' and the doods were using some substances with affliated paraphernalia (beside the point) and they were commenting on how they should records what they think/feel/etc while under the influence. I should have done the same. Life came into perspective amidst the tooth-cracking noises. I felt nice. I sort of also became paranoid and thought I was going to die.
Upon looking for some consoling words, Marty offered, "Well...at least you never have to do that again." Nice.
Joey jo jo Jr Shabadoo
>> Friday, March 10, 2006
What are you doing tonight? Hey lush, have fun...it's the weekend. Heading out for supper with some peeps, but hopefully not to slow-ass Carlos & Murphys. Actually, I'm not hungry at all...I just ate some soup (clam chowder) with stoned wheat thins and then some of those with PB and then half of a bag of choco chips. Dayum.
Starting school on Monday and I'm scared shiteless. Just the word auditing puts me to sleep. Actually, kidding. I wanted to be an auditor so bad I could taste it. My time will come yet.
Why do all the crazies go to Portage Place at lunchtime? I was there today, and I swear I was at a mental institution littered with people in those little handi-scooters racing each other and bums drifting to my direction with their hands out. It is almost like they are going to touch you...and then you do that little move - kind of like shimmying your body away and yelling behind you, "sorry!" I'm horrible. I know. It is a good walk though during my lunch hour and it is indoors all the way.
Damn you, Ray.
I won't call this a blog.
>> Sunday, February 26, 2006
The box was sweeeeeeeeeet. I'm not even kidding. I was like my living room except nicer with leather couches, tv, a fridge, phone, bar stools and counters and four rows of four seats overlooking the ice. Free food, free beverages of all kinds, and and I enjoyed all of it while sitting on the couch by myself, reading tabloids, eating chocolate, while feeling slightly bloated. Who could ask for a better night?
I've spent the last two or so hours working on my doll (see pictures). Dang! It was fun though...give it a try and post it so everyone can see what you'd look like in a perfect world! I SO almost put that little doll/kid hanging itself in my picture. It is from elouai. That expression is me most of the time...bored and/or pouty.
a blog log
>> Thursday, February 23, 2006
So I'm going to this Moose game (hockey) on Saturday and it is going to be sweeeet. It's in the box, so free food and beverages and I can put my feet up. I couldn't care less about hockey, but I MAY watch a few minutes. Sure beats eating chocolate on the couch by yourself reading tabloids and feeling bloated. Not that I know what that is like, either.
On a side note, I got my Valentine's present from eBay a week ago (Christian Dior sunglasses) and they are HOT. They make my face SMELL rich (whatever that means). I like them much. Marty ended up getting a couple of DVDs and a CD from his gift card. Of course.
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Sorry, but they are damn good.
MEATLOAF!! (Not funny, sorry.)
Burn the city down. (Blog!)
>> Sunday, February 12, 2006
I like Valentines Day. It seems like crappy winter is almost over and better holidays are coming. Plus, I like any excuse for presents. I copped out and bought an easy gift (Future Shop gift card) because I don't let Marty buy CD's when there are bills to pay. He doesn't seem to understand BILLS>CDs/DVDs. I bought part of my own Valentines gift on eBay. If you know me, you know that sounds about right. Now I just need to wait until it freakin comes! GOSH!
Okay, I did something DUMB the other day. I know it, and am full willing to admit it. You know those "GET A FREE IPOD" offers and stuff? Yeah, well, me and my Louis Vuitton addiction filled-out a bunch of crap to get a $1,640 LV bag for free. You know what the best part is? You need to be an American citizen and give out your social security number for tax purposes before they send you the bag. I still need to figure out how I'm going to bypass that aspect. I NEED THAT BAG!! Holla!
Bl*g! Shoot!
>> Monday, January 9, 2006
What an idiotic day. Seriously. I ate at least two pounds of chocolate. I just sent myself an email at work telling myself I hate chocolate so I can meditate on that tomorrow. Note to self: Don't eat two pounds of chocolate and then try to go for a run. Gosh! This makes me feel better:
Napoleon Dynamite Hey can I use your guys's phone for a sec?
Secretary No. 1 Is there anything wrong?
Napoleon Dynamite I don't feel very good.
[takes telephone and dials number]
Kip [making nachos on the other line] Hi.
Napoleon Dynamite Is grandma there?
Kip No, she's getting her hair done.
Napoleon Dynamite Ugh!!
Kip What do you need?
Napoleon Dynamite Can you just go get her for me?
Kip I'm really busy right now.
Napoleon Dynamite Just tell her to come get me.
Kip Why?
Napoleon Dynamite Cause I don't feel good!
Kip Well, have you talked to the school nurse?
Napoleon Dynamite No, she doesn't know anything. Will you just come get me?
Kip No.
Napoleon Dynamite Well, will you do me a favor then? Can you bring me my chapstick?
Kip No, Napoleon.
Napoleon Dynamite But my lips hurt real bad!
Kip Just borrow some from the school nurse. I know she has like five sticks in her drawer.
Napoleon Dynamite I'm not gonna use hers, you sicko!
Kip See ya.
Napoleon Dynamite Ugh! Idiot!
Bloggiest!
>> Friday, December 30, 2005
...So....? And how was your Christmas? Well, here's a quick rundown:
From Marty:
Nixon watch - the Metal Dork
iTrip
Boom Box Belt Buckle
Docking station and syncher (is that a word?)
Us Weekly Magazines
Kernels popcorn gift certificates and some other little stuff
From Parents-in-law:
Foot spa
Wizard of Oz DVD
Cranium
Jysk gift card
Chocolate, socks, etc.
From Sisters:
Another iTrip thing
More Kernels popcorn gift card
Earls gift card
Blockbuster gift card
Movie passes
From parents:
Chocolate chips
Body lotion
Fantasy by Britney perfume
Moolah (which is now all gone)
I got bunch of other little stuff too, but there is the basics. Everyone said I spent too much, but that I already knew. Anyways, it's over again. Time to make plans for Saturday...
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