Boringest Weekendiest

Aiet crew, here's the beef: I'm super dang-ass bored. Everything sucks - I'm wearing tight pants, so I feel fat. I have homework to do, but I'm not, so I'm screwed. Depressing, blah, blah, sucky, blah, blah crap. Okay, done.

So onto happy - here is a picture of me after the longest-ass bikeride of my life:

See the look of bliss on my face? I'm just gross and sweaty and pumped.

Some more happy - here is a picture of my ass in one of my favorite pairs of jeans:

If you want some better shots, just message me......you sickos! What do you take me for. GOSH.

So I'm doing this diet thingy...don't make fun. It's only for two weeks, starting yesterday, and I think it's going to be okay. Today I did have some sugar-free chocolate-covered raisins, but I don't know if that is expressly prohibited. I'll let you know if I end up super-skinny and then I will go on to sell this diet to the greater western world.

Don't worry, I don't actually think you care about my drivel...but at least someone reads this stuff, so I'll keep on posting. WOOT WOOT.