Bl*g! Shoot!
>> Monday, January 9, 2006
What an idiotic day. Seriously. I ate at least two pounds of chocolate. I just sent myself an email at work telling myself I hate chocolate so I can meditate on that tomorrow. Note to self: Don't eat two pounds of chocolate and then try to go for a run. Gosh! This makes me feel better:
Napoleon Dynamite Hey can I use your guys's phone for a sec?
Secretary No. 1 Is there anything wrong?
Napoleon Dynamite I don't feel very good.
[takes telephone and dials number]
Kip [making nachos on the other line] Hi.
Napoleon Dynamite Is grandma there?
Kip No, she's getting her hair done.
Napoleon Dynamite Ugh!!
Kip What do you need?
Napoleon Dynamite Can you just go get her for me?
Kip I'm really busy right now.
Napoleon Dynamite Just tell her to come get me.
Kip Why?
Napoleon Dynamite Cause I don't feel good!
Kip Well, have you talked to the school nurse?
Napoleon Dynamite No, she doesn't know anything. Will you just come get me?
Kip No.
Napoleon Dynamite Well, will you do me a favor then? Can you bring me my chapstick?
Kip No, Napoleon.
Napoleon Dynamite But my lips hurt real bad!
Kip Just borrow some from the school nurse. I know she has like five sticks in her drawer.
Napoleon Dynamite I'm not gonna use hers, you sicko!
Kip See ya.
Napoleon Dynamite Ugh! Idiot!
